PARK CITY SUNDANCERS

TEAM: Park City Sundancers
CONFERENCE AFFILIATION: Wasatch Conference
OWNER: Dave "The Director" Barton
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE: Park City Sundancers, 06-07 6th Place, 07-08 7th Place
LOCATION: Park City, Utah
ARENA: Redford Arena
MOTTO: "When A Dunk Hits Your Face Like A Hot Spray of Mace, That's Amare!"
MOST-HATED RIVAL(s): Abominables, Stratagem, Jai-Rai

SEASON OUTLOOK
With Amare Stoudemire's molecules once again coalescing, the Park City Sundancers are ready to embark on their third season as a WFBL franchise, and first full season with Stoudemire in tow (thanks Udorn, really!). Hoping to build on their strong second half push last year, Park City is setting its sights squarely above the middle of the pack in 2008-09.

"The Sundancers have been medial for long enough," affirmed newly aquired Chris Bosh, who intends to become the other half of a formidable inside tandem with Stoudemire. "When I ruminate about what exactly a Sundancer is," mulled a thoughtful Bosh, "I like to think about elves or pixies twirling on the edge of a resplendent solar eclipse—ain't nothin' medial about that. By the way, have any of you guys ever tried word of the day toilet paper? It is really quite prodigious!"

"Man, I'm so excited to play with "Bosh Spice," just as soon as my knee gets better," intoned returning point guard Gilbert "Gasbag" Arenas. "His skillful wordplay is a heaven sent for those of us who are endowed with the gift of gab." Yes, all of you who just did a double take, you read that last part right. Gilbert Arenas is once again a Sundancer, even after he infamously crashed Park City's 07-08 season in week 3 with a recurring knee injury that apparently still isn't all the way healed. "We waited all last year for him, what's another month or two?" rationalized owner Dave Barton. "Gil is tentatively planning to return sometime in mid December. That’s the Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanza present we're all hoping for."

Barton continued, "Hey, did you guys notice we brought D-Wade back too? He ruined our 06-07 season. It's like a high school reunion around here. Good times."

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