12.18.2008

HAVE AN ABOMINABLE CHRISTMAS!

A-BOMS SPREAD HALFTIME HOLIDAY CHEER, IVERSON A NO-SHOW

PARK CITY (AP)—
In the midst of a fierce battle with their arch-rivals, and in what some are calling a move to dispell the numerous allegations from popular children's holiday specials that Abominables hate everything to do with Chirstmas, the entire starting lineup for Zermatt, under the direction of team mascot Alger the A-Bom, got together at halftime to perform an elaborate song-and-dance routine for the Sundancer crowd. Chris Paul, Rashard Lewis, Antawn Jamison, Al Jefferson, and even Alger himself starred in the festive musical number. Allen Iverson, who repeatedly skipped rehearsals ("Rehearsals? We talkin' bout rehearsals?"), was promptly traded to the Butchers for his insubordination.





Despite the festive mood of the performance, the Sundancer crowd, not to mention team and executives, did not take kindly to the performance. Time will tell if there will be any sort of retaliation in kind from Park City.

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